Posted by
KsReaganite on Friday, July 28, 2006 2:19:50 PM
Further effort by Kansas Reaganite to help you translate liberspeak. The first sentence is what you hear and the second is what is meant..and so on for each pair of sentences.
Young people need mentors and positive role models.
Kids’ parents are too busy to guide them so they need someone else.
I am a fiscal conservative and social moderate.
I don’t want to pay high taxes and don’t want to offend the media.
There is too much partisanship in Congress these days.
I like the Democratic kind of partisanship, not the Republican kind.
My politics is middle of the road; I am a moderate.
I am a liberal who is too chicken to admit it.
I am pro-woman and therefore pro-choice.
I am a moron who doesn’t realize that a plurality of women are pro-life.
I want the federal government out of the abortion issue.
I didn’t know the Roe v Wade Supreme Court was part of the federal government.
I am a Republican but don’t like the Bible thumpers that dominate the party these days.
I am clueless about how participatory democracy works.
I am a liberal Christian.
I belong to one of those mainline denominations which are DNC spiritual subsidiaries.
I am spiritual but not religious.
I am confused but want to appear respectable.
The government should provide more money for childcare.
I am too much into making money to take care of my kids.
Reagan didn’t win the Cold War, the Soviet Union just collapsed by itself.
I had too much dope and too many liberal professors in the 1980s in college.
Communism is really very good in theory.
I have never met anyone who lived under Communism.
I am personally pro-life but…..
I was born a Catholic but want to be a politician in a blue state